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6:02pm July 27, 2014
clairedraws:

[crashes into your living room] RICHARD AYOADE!AZIRAPHALE [accidentally breaks your fine porcelain] SENDHIL RAMAMURTHY!CROWLEY [tries to fix everything with duct tape] WHY CAN’T I COME UP WITH FANCASTS LIKE THESE ON MY OWN

[falls through the ceiling] ANTONIA THOMAS AS ANATHEMA DEVICE! 

clairedraws:

[crashes into your living room] RICHARD AYOADE!AZIRAPHALE [accidentally breaks your fine porcelain] SENDHIL RAMAMURTHY!CROWLEY [tries to fix everything with duct tape] WHY CAN’T I COME UP WITH FANCASTS LIKE THESE ON MY OWN

[falls through the ceiling] ANTONIA THOMAS AS ANATHEMA DEVICE! 

5:51pm July 27, 2014

The Voice Meme.

Ask me a question, give me a line from a book, a poem, a script, and I’ll record it and post it! Seriously, I’ll even do accents and sing. :P

5:27pm July 21, 2014
frvt:

this is how i would want my wikipedia article to end

frvt:

this is how i would want my wikipedia article to end

4:20pm July 21, 2014
SOMEONE MAKE A GIFSET OF A FAKE MODERN-DAY P&P FILM OR LIGHT SCI-FI/TIME TRAVEL ROMANCE FILM STAT! 

SOMEONE MAKE A GIFSET OF A FAKE MODERN-DAY P&P FILM OR LIGHT SCI-FI/TIME TRAVEL ROMANCE FILM STAT! 

8:08am July 20, 2014

glencocobro:

dontgobreakingmyhart:

blublastcomplex:

feeling down? friendly reminder that sara bareilles’ cover of fuck you exists and it’s great for many reasons including

  • no changing of pronouns
  • she doesn’t censor herself 

also she’s just generally fab

#its worth it just to imagine a world in which sara bareilles is in love with a girl#just imagine that world for a while#a better world

QUEEN

can we agree that sara barielles is amazing and beautiful and talented and ugh

6:39pm July 13, 2014

atlasflames:

jillyfishfillet:

it’s 2014 why do boys still think girls like the smell of axe

idk bout u but i love the smell of an axe in my hands. smells like wood polish and cold iron. smells like power and fear. 

9:10am July 13, 2014

eros-turannos:

holmesfan | tin-pan-ali:

area 51 is just the american wizarding school

aliens is a perfect cover story

hOLY SHIT

8:23am July 5, 2014
  • Men: If Orange is the New Black is so good with representation, why are all the men horrible?
  • Women: They're not all horrible. Bennett's nice. What more do you want?
  • Men: But he's clueless and irresponsible! And that's just ONE guy! How can you give me ONE decent male character in a slew of diverse female characters and call THAT representation?
  • Women:
  • Women:
  • Women:
  • Women:
  • Women:
  • Women:
  • Women: ...must be tough.
10:58pm July 4, 2014

Hey, you know how I’m, like, always trying to save the planet? Here’s my chance.

10:23am July 4, 2014

“Romeo can’t really be blamed for Ophelia’s death.”

— 

Senior English major on a Shakespeare final. (via minininny)

WELL THEY’RE NOT WRONG

——

How about this, though?

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[Editorial Note: This “theory” depends on believing the Romeo and Juliet and Hamlet take place contemporaneously. So, for the sake of argument, let’s all agree that the events of both plays occur in the Spring of 1517 (chosen because of Martin Luther’s 95 Theses, and the Reformational threads that run through Hamlet).]

See, in the Second Quarto and First Folio versions of Romeo and Juliet, a[n extremely minor] character appears with Romeo, Mercutio, and Benvolio at the Capulet’s Party (where, if you recall, Romeo meets Juliet for the first time).

Like Hamlet's Horatio, this Horatio is full of well-worded philosophical advice. He tells Romeo “And to sink in it should you burden love, too great oppression for a tender thing.”

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Fig. 1 - Second Quarto Printing

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Fig. 2 - First Folio Printing

[The American Shakespeare Center’s Education Blog discusses the likely “real” reasons for Horatio’s presence]

Let’s imagine that Horatio has travelled down from Wittenberg (about 540 miles) to Verona for his Spring Break. He hears about some guys who like to party (because, let’s be honest, besides getting stabbed, partying is Mercutio’s main thing). So, he ends up crashing the Capulet’s ball with them.

He is then on the sidelines as Romeo and Juliet fall in love, Tybalt kills Mercutio, Romeo kills Tybalt, Romeo gets banished, and both lovers are found dead in Juliet’s tomb.

This tragedy fresh in his mind, he returns to Wittenberg at the end of what has turned out to be a decidedly un-radical Spring Break and discovers that his bestie Prince Hamlet is leaving for Elsinore Castle because he’s just gotten news that his father, the King, is dead.

On the trip up (another ~375 miles), Horatio recounts the tragic romance he just witnessed in Verona. He advises (as he is wont to do) Hamlet not to mix love and revenge.

Hamlet takes Horatio’s advice to heart, breaking up with Ophelia so that he can focus is energy on discovering and punishing his father’s killer:

HAMLET
Ay, truly; for the power of beauty will sooner
transform honesty from what it is to a bawd than the
force of honesty can translate beauty into his
likeness: this was sometime a paradox, but now the
time gives it proof. I did love you once.

OPHELIA

Indeed, my lord, you made me believe so.

HAMLET

You should not have believed me; for virtue cannot
so inoculate our old stock but we shall relish of it: I loved you not.

Ophelia - burdened by the perceived loss of Hamlet’s love and his murder of her father - goes mad and drowns herself.

You see, if Romeo had waited literally a minute and thirty seconds longer (31 iambic pentametrical lines) - he, Juliet, Ophelia (and possibly the rest of the Hamlet characters) would have made it.

* With thanks to roguebelle.

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Buncha fuckin nerds in this town.

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The Hamratiophelia Conspiracy Theory ftw

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